Did I play any sports in highschool? NO! Was I stranded in the wilderness for 18 months and maybe forced to eat my teammates? NO! Does that stop me from  relating deeply to suburban NJ housewives? NO! OK! Don't question my commitment to sparkle motion!


  1. Come Out and Play by The Offspring on The Offspring (Epitaph)
  2. No Return by Craig Wedren/Anna Waronker on Yellowjackets Showtime Series (Lkeshore Records)