“Tenuous Chris Christie Slash-Fiction”

It's Super Tuesday! So stock up on tinned food, sweep out the bunker, and enjoy some great new music from Eclectic Kettle.

Kick back and bring on the apocalypse, with incredulous snark accompanying these incredible, Chris Christie Vines. What a piece of shit.


  1. It Hurts Until It Doesn't by Mothers on When You Walk A Long Distance You Are Tired (Grand Jury)
  2. Your Island by Quilt on Plaza (Mexican Summer)
  3. Direct Address by Lucy Dacus on No Burden (EggHunt)
  4. Suburban Depression by The Foreign Resort on The American Dream EP (Self Released)
  5. Where The Light Gets In (feat. Sky Ferreira) by Primal Scream on Where The Light Gets In (Ignition)
  6. You And Only You (feat. Philip Reach) by The Anchoress on You And Only You (Snapper)
  7. Ten Steps by Harriet on American Appetite (Harvest Records)
  8. Cold Light by Operators on Blue Wave (Last Gang Records)
  9. Pretender by Run River North on Drinking From A Salt Pond (Nettwerk Records)
  10. Doing It To Death by The Kills on Doing It To Death (Domino)
  11. Get Over Yourself by James Supercave on Better Strange (Fairfax)
  12. Carl Sagan by Night Moves on Carl Sagan (Domino)
  13. Bare by WILDES on Bare (Hometown Records)
  14. Sincerely by Stephen on Sincerely (Halfway House)
  15. In the Morning by Zhu on In the Morning (Columbia)
  16. Time Eater by Gold Panda on Good Luck And Do Your Best (City Slang)
  17. I Exhale by Underworld on Barbara Barbara, We Face A Shining Future (Self Released)
  18. Death Dream by Frightened Rabbit on Painting Of A Panic Attack (Canvasback / Atlantic)
  19. Wounds by Ryan Vail on Wounds (CSR)
  20. Five Four by The Range on Five Four (Domino)
  21. Everything About You Is Special by Venetian Snares on Traditional Synthesizer Music (Mutesong)