Evolution of an Internet Crush

No history today just vibes…valentines day vibes.

Remember spending hours on tumblr chit chatting w ur internet homies and kinda silently crushing on one of them?

Then you find out they gotta a lil crush on you. Now you flirting.

Kiki Kiki on Skype until you fall asleep.

Might get you a lil money saved up to go visit them in PG County.

wtf are you even doing in Bowie, Maryland??

Now y’all doing the long distance thing. It’s cute or whateverrr

They come out to LA to come visit you a few times.

It’s cool for a minute

Now there’s issues, y’all can’t stand each other and the tumblrverse is going up for the drama.

It was fun while it lasted. ☹️

Although we should be entitled to financial compensation, the lived experience for so many of us internet babies has now been compartmentalized in a lil playlist on the show today


  1. Lonely Like Me (7" Version) by The Gap Band on The Gap Band IV
  2. Distant Lover (Remastered 2003) by Marvin Gaye on Let's Get It On (Remastered 2003)
  3. Computer Love by Zapp & Roger on Zapp & Roger: All the Greatest Hits
  4. Day Dreaming by Aretha Franklin on Young, Gifted and Black
  5. Baby I'm Scared of You by Womack & Womack on Love Wars
  6. You Don't Have to Change by Kool & The Gang on Light of Worlds
  7. Lowkey by Rochelle Jordan on 1021
  8. Cyberlove (House Flip) [Remix] by BVRGER on Cyberlove (House Flip) [Remix] - Single
  9. Cyber Love by Stresmatic & Droop-E on 4005: Lovesong EP Local
  10. Computer Luv (feat. Steve Lacy) by Ravyn Lenae on Crush - EP
  11. Tape You by N.E.R.D on In Search Of...
  12. Need Your Love by Tennis on Swimmer
  13. Come to Atlanta by Faye Webster on Atlanta Millionaires Club
  14. Face to Face by Daft Punk on Discovery
  15. Moments in Love by Art of Noise on (Who's Afraid of) The Art of Noise? [Remastered]
  16. Boy (I Need You) [feat. Cam'ron] by Mariah Carey on Charmbracelet
  17. I Want You by Janet Jackson on Damita Jo
  18. In My Business (feat. Missy Elliott) by Whitney Houston on My Love Is Your Love
  19. I Don't Know Where I Stand by Joni Mitchell on The Studio Albums (1968-1979)
  20. Unsatisfied Woman by Barbara Stant on My Mind Holds On To Yesterday
  21. Didn't Wanna Have to Do It by Cass Elliot on Parade of Broken Hearts (Heartbreaks By the Number)
  22. One More Love Song by Mac DeMarco on This Old Dog
  23. A Night Like This by The Cure on The Head On the Door
  24. Your Kind of Life by Vivian Girls on Memory
  25. Out Of Your League (feat. Steve Lacy) by Blood Orange on Negro Swan